Blaze and the Monster Machines: Animal Island

Image result for Blaze and the Monster Machines: Animal IslandBlaze and the Monster Machines: Animal Island
Nickelodeon
May 29, 2017
Children's
DVD
D+

In a post-apocalyptic world, only one human, A.J., and talking creatures with wheels for feet survive.  Soul-less CGI, bland songs, and useless information ("Gorillas are strong!") try to prop up a story where Billy Ray Cyrus voices a powerless villain, named Lazard (accent on the first syllable) although he accidentally turns out to be a chameleon.  Well, at least I've managed to review something less than a year old.

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